Downton Abbey is not called Downtown Abby. I still do not know what it is about.
Pistachios are remarkably easy to open once you realize you’re supposed to take the first shell you crack and wedge it into the other pistachios then twist until they split.
Gilmore Girls is a better show than I anticipated. Also, if a death metal band ever covered the show’s theme song, it would suddenly sound like the song was about a stalker/murderer.
I have a job so I can fill up my gas tank and I have a car so I can go to work.
I won’t be able to care about politics until I learn how to care about myself, and that will never happen.
Those Hap and Leonard books are not arriving at my house soon enough.