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Available Now: QUALIA NOUS

Michael Bailey’s newest anthology, Qualia Nous, is now available on Amazon. Along with stories by Stephen King, William F. Nolan, Gary A. Braunbeck, and many others, it also includes my own short story, “The Neighborhood Has a Barbecue”. Qualia Nous is an anthology blending both science fiction and horror. It’s a 120,000 word tome consisting of 25 short stories, 2 poems, and 4 novelettes.

Buy your copy HERE.

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00. The Jaunt – Stephen King [ novelette ]
01. The Vaporization Enthalpy of a Peculiar Pakistani Family – Usman T. Malik
02. The Shaking Man – Gene O’Neill
03. Dyscrasia – Ashlee Scheuerman
04. The Rondelium Girl of Rue Marseilles – Emily B. Cataneo
05. The Angel Chaser – Erik T. Johnson
06. Psychic Shock – Ian Shoebridge
07. Peppermint Tea in Electronic Limbo – D.J. Cockburn
08. Second Chance – John R. Little
09. The Effigies of Tamber Square – Jon Michael Kelley
10. Shades of Naught – Lori Michelle
11. The Price of Faces – James Chambers
12. Simulacrum – Jason V Brock [ novelette ]
13. Shutdown – Marge Simon  [ poem ]
14. Lead Me To Multiplicity – Peter Hagelslag [ novelette ]

15. Cataldo’s Copy – Christian A. Larsen
16. The Neighborhood Has a Barbecue – Max Booth III
17. Tomorrow’s Femme – Marge Simon [ poem ]
18. The Jenny Store – Richard Thomas
19. Night Guard – Erinn L. Kemper
20. A New Man – William F. Nolan
21. Voyeur – John Everson
22. Kilroy Wasn’t There – Pat R. Steiner
23. In the Nothing-Space, I Am What You Made Me – Paul Anderson
24. Dura Mater – Lucy A. Snyder
25. Ruminations – Rena Mason
26. Good and Faithful Servant – Thomas F. Monteleone
27. Twelve Kilos – Patrick Freivald
28. Breathe You In Me – Mason Ian Bundschuh
29. 18P37-C, After Andrea Was Arrested – Elizabeth Massie
30. No fixed Address – Gary A. Braunbeck  [ novelette ]

Also, my new novel, The Mind is a Razorblade, is now available to pre-order. So click HERE to check that out, too.

Now Available: AMERICAN NIGHTMARE

American Nightmare, an anthology of 1950s horror, is now available for purchase. It features my short story, “All the Beautiful Marilyns”. With the stories involved, the creative interior design work, and the absolutely stunning front cover by George Cotronis, this anthology is a must-read.

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American Nightmare includes the following stories:

  1. “Grandma Elspeth’s Enchiridion for Domestic Harmony” – Rachel Anding
  2. “In the Blood” – Mark W. Coulter
  3. “Chiaroscuro” – Dino Parenti
  4. “Bow Creek” – Raymond Little
  5. “Glow” – Adrean Messmer
  6. “Lucy’s Lips” – Madeleine Swann
  7. “Pear People from Planet 13” – MP Johnson
  8. “Ghost Girl, Zombie Boy and the Count” – Chris Thorndycroft
  9. “The Two Monsters of Levittown” – T. Fox Dunham
  10. “Double Feature” – Neal Litherland
  11. “The Black Pharaoh of Hollywood” – Ian Welke
  12. “The King” – W. P. Johnson
  13. “A Night to Remember” – Tim Marquitz
  14. “All the Beautiful Marilyns” – Max Booth III

You can purchase American Nightmare in paperback, kindle, and nook. I definitely recommend the paperback edition if you can swing it, as the interior designing is something you don’t want to miss. Check out what the beginning of my story looks like:

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American Nightmare was published by Kraken Press, who will also be publishing my second novel, The Mind is a Razorblade, later this year. They are good people and definitely know what they’re doing. To stay up to date on Razorblade’s status (along with my other writing news), you ought to subscribe to my newsletter. And if you haven’t bought my novel that is already out, then shame on you.

“Murder on the Market” by Nikki Hopeman

WHY DO CRIMINALS FASCINATE US SO MUCH?

I’ve asked a number of authors I admire to answer the same question–why do criminals fascinate us so much?–and I will be posting each response here on my blog. It’s a question all writers–especially crime writers–should consider every once in a while. In my debut novel, Toxicity, I’ve dug deep into the minds of criminals. I have written about the bad guys. The ones we love but hate at the same time. If you haven’t pre-ordered a copy yet, I highly recommend you doing so for purely selfish reasons.

And now that you’ve done that, we will pass the time hearing what other writers in the industry have to say about the posed question.

Today Nikki Hopeman stops by with one hell of an essay. I suggest grabbing something tasty to drink before settling down for this one. Nikki is the author of Habeas Corpse, a zombie novel that even I–a person who typically hates zombie books–loved. You ought to pick it up.

What do you have for us today, Nikki?

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by Nikki Hopeman

Not long ago, eBay banned the sale of “murderabilia” from the auction website. You know, stuff like a greeting card signed by Ed Gein, artwork from Richard Ramirez, an unfinished bag of cookies that belonged to Charles Manson. Independent sellers quickly opened their own websites, and the sale of such items continues. Prices are crazy on this stuff—that bag of Charlie’s cookies is going for over $600. There is a select group of people out there who would rather have a piece of Jeffrey Dahmer’s freezer for Christmas than a sweater. Interest in criminals runs deep in our culture, from my grandmother, who adores the show Matlock, to the person who bid $30,000 for cannibal Albert Fish’s autograph.

Why are these things interesting? Why are crime dramas the hottest thing on TV? What is it about the owners of the “murderabilia” items that intrigue us so much?

It’s not Matlock or Jessica Fletcher. It’s the crime they’re solving. It’s the puzzle of who and how and why.

It’s not the owners of things like the greeting card or cookies. Charles Manson as a man isn’t very interesting. He’s a short, unassuming dude who can’t sing well. Charles Manson as a cult-ruling murderer, however, is fascinating. His actions are what make his Chips Ahoy a collectible. His role in unspeakable acts is what makes him attention-worthy.

If you subscribe to popular theories of psychology, you might recall that Carl Jung said humans need to confront and understand our own hidden nature in order to grow as human beings. If we don’t understand the wicked side, we cannot hope to understand the good, either. People who want to be “good” and follow the rules, struggle to understand the “bad” side to suppress it effectively.

Sigmund Freud believed that humans are inherently antisocial and cruel, driven primarily by the id, the selfish side of every person, the part of our psyche with the basest of desires. Most of us choose to suppress the id and instead live according to the mediating ego. But the id is always present. The primal, cruel part of humanity simmers just below the surface, sometimes boiling over with terrible results. Some of us strive to discover what allows the id to break free in order to avoid these triggers.

With theories like these, it’s not difficult to see why criminals, especially the really deviant ones, fascinate us. Their actions take them to the edge of what is considered humane; they push the boundaries of what it means to be a human. There is, of course, a practical reason to examine deviant actions. If we can understand them, we can predict and possibly prevent them.

Our fascination goes well beyond the academic. Just turn on the television. Shows like Law and Order, CSI, The First 48, and Breaking Bad all prove that we seek out deviance not just to prevent it, but also to be entertained by it. Lots of people claim they enjoy crime shows and fiction as a brainteaser, a puzzle, and a whodunit kind of question. That’s part of it, but I don’t think it’s the whole story.

Just think about it. We play crime-oriented games like Clue (it was Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe!), we host mystery dinners and take murder mystery train rides. We give our most evil serial killers nicknames like BTK, Son of Sam, and Jack the Ripper. Even child killers, considered the worst of the worst, have the media camped outside their homes and get their own hour-long show. How many people followed the Andrea Yates or Susan Smith sagas with great interest? Why is Lizzie Borden just as popular as Mary Poppins?

Many people, not just the ones who write about this stuff for a living, are drawn to the worst among us. I present a lecture on deviance in fiction, and its popularity even among non-writers always surprises me. Everybody likes deviance!

But why?

Being bad is easy. It means giving in to the demon on your shoulder, letting the genie out of the bottle, finally acting on the impulse to strangle your cube mate. Fortunately, the majority of us have learned through maturation and societal instruction to repress those urges, but we all imagine that there must be satisfaction in committing these acts. When the car in front of you cuts you off after you waited your turn to merge or your neighbor lies about stealing your paper again, the frustration is intense. Even the most tolerant of us can be driven to fantasies of retribution, but few of us act on them.

We are fascinated by and often study criminals to determine what makes us different or “better,” to try and understand what caused the release of the id, to delve into our own dark sides without actually performing the deviant act. For some it’s a release, a means of living vicariously and satisfying that wicked side without the societal retribution. For others it’s a way of identifying the breaking point in order to avoid it. Some of us see the existence of criminals as validation of our own goodness, an “I would never” moment.

There is also an element of the worst criminals that seems to transcend fear of mortality. Most humans avoid death, prefer to sterilize it and ignore it in general. Murderers, especially those that kill again and again, hold life in their hands and deal in death. What kind of person enjoys being the harbinger of death? What does it take to be above the fear of death in order to kill? For a species programmed to fear death, a person who seemingly enjoys it is an enigma.

Some people, I think in particular the folks who collect the “murderabilia,” look at the notoriety of some criminals and want to be close to their fifteen minutes of fame. The group of women willing to marry serial killers from behind the bars of prison is an extreme example of this kind of behavior, and I believe deals in a psychosis of its own, something separate and far more confusing than my grandmother’s admiration of Matlock’s detective skills.

I could write a book on people’s fascination with crime and people that commit it. For “normal” people who live within the confines of society’s rules, criminals seem to have transcended the fear of breaking the rules. Those of us who fear death and punishment look upon those who deliberately kill and break the rules and cannot comprehend. We hope that by identifying the triggers that release the id, we can prevent it happening in our own psyche. We use the poor behavior of others to validate our own goodness. Understanding the actions of the truly deviant helps come to grips with who we really are, and, possibly, learn to predict and prevent crime.

Interviewed on Bizarro Central

photo(1)AN INTERVIEW TO ROCK YOUR STRIPEY SOCKS OFF

 

I was recently interviewed over on Bizarro Central for their new “Show Me Your Shelves” mini-series ran by the great Gabino Iglesias. He asks some questions and, as you can probably guess, I answer them. You’ve read interviews before. I also show off some groovy pics of my bookshelf and my melting Dali clock, plus my gorgeous fucking face.

So go check that thing out. And then pre-order Toxicity so these kids stop complaining about not having dinner.

Toxicity Soundtrack Song 7: “Stickin’ In My Eye” by NOFX

SONGS FROM THE UNOFFICIAL TOXICITY SOUNDTRACK

TRACK 7

“Stickin’ In My Eye” by NOFX

CHAPTER 4

“All The Foie Gras You Can Stuff In That Toxic Dump You Call a Mouth”

The world has gone insane and you are the only one who realizes it. At least, that’s how it always seems, doesn’t it?

Especially for Johnny Desperation, who still can’t quite figure out the new people he goes to school with. Maybe he really is crazy, but he just doesn’t understand why anyone would pay $150 for a slice of pizza, or willingly eat caviar. The new drugs he’s taking aren’t even numbing his awareness, either, but enhancing it.

There is something sticking in Johnny’s eye, and it is decay.

What will it take to get it out?

LYRICS

When I look ’round, I only see outta one eye
As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna
I hear the voices, but I can’t make out their words
Saying things, saying things that
I got something sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye
I feel unusual from thinking
About the underground decay, God help me
Kill beneath the camera, watch the world begin to cry
It’s not from pity, it comes from
What’s been sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye

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Toxicity Soundtrack Song 6: “Burnin’ For You” by Blue Oyster Cult

SONGS FROM THE UNOFFICIAL TOXICITY SOUNDTRACK

TRACK 6

“Burnin’ For You” by Blue Oyster Cult

CHAPTER 3

“Family Reunion”

“Burnin’ For You” is a song about traveling and yearning. Maddox Kane knows a bit about both of these. He has been traveling for ten years. Physically traveling in the same place–a decade long stint of stagnation–but traveling mentally throughout all of time and space. He’s spent ten years missing his family. He knows his chances of getting back together with his ex-wife are ruined, but maybe, just maybe there’s still time to reconcile things with his now teenaged daughter.

Little does he realize the fight to make amends has only just begun.

LYRICS

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn’t pretty
Ain’t no home for me

Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isn’t my way
Home will never be

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for giving the devil his due

And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you

Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain’t no reason
Got no time to slow

Time everlasting
Time to play B-sides
Time ain’t on my side
Time I’ll never know

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I’m not the one to tell you what’s wrong or what’s right
I’ve seen suns that were freezin’ and lives that were through

Well I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can’t see no reason to put up a fight
I’m living for giving the devil his due

And I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you

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“Outlaw Hearts” by Josef Matulich

WHY DO CRIMINALS FASCINATE US SO MUCH?

I’ve asked a number of authors I admire to answer the same question–why do criminals fascinate us so much?–and I will be posting each response here on my blog. It’s a question all writers–especially crime writers–should consider every once in a while. In my debut novel, Toxicity, I’ve dug deep into the minds of criminals. I have written about the bad guys. The ones we love but hate at the same time. If you haven’t pre-ordered a copy yet, I highly recommend you doing so for purely selfish reasons.

And now that you’ve done that, we will pass the time hearing what other writers in the industry have to say about the posed question.

Today we have Josef Matulich joining us. Josef is a writer, special effects artist and costumer who once, long ago, was shanghaied into being a Landsknecht commandant. In his copious free time, he operates a vintage and costume store with his wife Kit and son Aidan. They all live in a suburb of Columbus Ohio infested with deer, hawks, and foxes, none of which seem to be reanimated. His novel, Camp Arcanum, was recently published by the same publisher of Toxicity: Post Mortem Press.

Have at it, Josef.

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In our hearts and souls, through miscalculations and depraved inaction, we are all criminals. Workaday life has us crossing moral codes, city, state, and federal codes, even God’s Law, and there isn’t a day we don’t come up short. Our society surrounds us with other weak fallible beings that cry out for justice when we cross their boundaries and step on toes. Because we are all good people at heart, we feel bad for it. We’re a guilt-ridden lot and we provide our own tack and saddle.

Things are not the same for the true rogues. They rob banks, eliminate competitors and forget birthdays with an insouciant sneer upon their lips. They are the heroes of their own stories and perform titanic deeds. Though life in the shadows is necessary for any kind of longevity, their deeds are whispered of in small groups and trumpeted on paparazzi TV when the outlaws are put on trial. We follow the exploits of the great criminals because they are both theater and cautionary tale. Though they may disgust us in their depravity, we cannot look away. They think big, push hard and live large.

We want to swagger as they do. We want to push until our dreams come true. We want to not care. We just don’t want anybody to think that we’re mean people.

That is why we love the great criminals: they display a joy and freedom that we everyday petty grifters envy even as we do our best to snuff them out.

Toxicity Soundtrack Song 4: “Everything Sux” by Descendents

SONGS FROM THE UNOFFICIAL TOXICITY SOUNDTRACK

TRACK 4

“Everything Sux” by Descendents

CHAPTER 1

“And Then There Were Three”

With the prologue over, we are now taken to Day One of the main Four Days of Toxicity’s plot. This is a very short chapter, and is used as a space for Johnny Desperation’s now ex-girlfriend to rant about what a shitty, pretentious asshole Johnny has turned into since winning the lottery.

It sets the ground for what kind of atmosphere we can expect from Johnny’s chapters, as well as sparks a conspiratorial bond between Addison, Addison’s boyfriend (Connor), and Johnny’s ex-girlfriend (Candy).

But basically, everything sucks.

Especially today.

LYRICS

Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me
Everything sucks today
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothin today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don’t think anything is gonna be okay today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Right girl didn’t call and the wrong one’s knockin’
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so I guess i’m walkin
Everything sucks today
Taxman came and took my money
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
My girlfriend’s movin in this mornin
I don’t think anything is gonna be okay today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Got up on the wrong side of life this mornin
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don’t think anything is gonna be okay today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today

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“Criminals Are Us” by Jonny Gibbings

WHY DO CRIMINALS FASCINATE US SO MUCH?

I’ve asked a number of authors I admire to answer the same question–why do criminals fascinate us so much?–and I will be posting each response here on my blog. It’s a question all writers–especially crime writers–should consider every once in a while. In my debut novel, Toxicity, I’ve dug deep into the minds of criminals. I have written about the bad guys. The ones we love but hate at the same time. If you haven’t pre-ordered a copy yet, I highly recommend you doing so for purely selfish reasons.

And now that you’ve done that, we will pass the time hearing what other writers in the industry have to say about the posed question.

Today I’ve given Jonny Gibbings control of the wheel. Homeless at fourteen, prison by eighteen, Jonny Gibbings endured a violent and difficult start to life, resulting in being illiterate until late teens. With a distorted world view, his first book, the shock-comedy Malice in Blunderland, was well received. However, it was his mini-memoir that received critical acclaim and a ‘Pushcart’ nomination. Lyrical and thought provoking pieces for Thunderdome and Revolt illustrate a deep and thought provoking side that can only be the product of painful experience. Jonny Gibbings was described as ‘schizophrenic’ by film and television producer Kieron Hawkes, due to his extremes of comedy and sensitive writing. He lives in Billingshurst, UK. His newest book is Remember to Forget.

Have at it, Jonny.

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We are all criminals.

We like to think we are not, but we are.

All of us speed in cars, have stolen stuff from work or used the automatic check-out in the supermarket and when an item hasn’t scanned we’ve slipped it into the bag anyway. There are some laws such as these that we can ignore, or bend or pretend we didn’t know. If we are honest with ourselves, we got a little kick out of it. When slipping that un-scanned item into your shopping bag, you got a little buzz. You pretend to do it by accident, wonder if you were noticed, nonchalantly looking about with pseudo-boredom as you try to see where the checkout assistant is, rehearsing the ‘Oh my, I’m so sorry I didn’t know, I’m in such a hurry’ excuses in your head.

We all have the darkness in us, the ability to be bad. And that is what makes criminals so fascinating. Most of us don’t plan to break the law, we don’t jump in the car and plan to speed or to steal the tube of toothpaste, but when the opportunity presents, we take it.

And each of us have also thought about how to kill someone, I don’t mean sat down to plan a murder, but when in the shower or driving, our subconscious brain wanders and we have considered how to get away with murder.

We are all darker than we’d care to admit. I think criminals fascinate us, because as criminals ourselves we recognise quickly what we wouldn’t do, but understand the risk and how attractive it would be to get away with a perfect crime. We’ve all asked ourselves what wouldn’t we do and in doing so acknowledge there are those who are all darkness, thy have no scale and will do anything to achieve their aim, even kill.

Then there are those who kill for fun, just as kleptomaniacs steal for fun, there are some that killing is just entertainment.

Then those who kill for money. These people exist, as an adult we don’t need the sandman or the bogeyman, because we have burglars and murderers and they are real.

Just as seals follow great white sharks as if taunting them, they do it so that they know where the sharks are, I thing our fascination with criminals is the same. Kids read about monsters and demons, the books don’t try to convince them the monsters are real, only that they can be beat. I think we read crime for the same reason, acknowledging there are bad people out there, and they can be caught.

“On Outlaws: The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez” by Joe McKinney

WHY DO CRIMINALS FASCINATE US SO MUCH?

I’ve asked a number of authors I admire to answer the same question–why do criminals fascinate us so much?–and I will be posting each response here on my blog. It’s a question all writers–especially crime writers–should consider every once in a while. In my debut novel, Toxicity, I’ve dug deep into the minds of criminals. I have written about the bad guys. The ones we love but hate at the same time. If you haven’t pre-ordered a copy yet, I highly recommend you doing so for purely selfish reasons. And now that you’ve done that, we will pass the time hearing what other writers in the industry have to say about the posed question.

A good friend of mine and another Texas-based author, Joe McKinney, was kind enough to stop by today with his own thoughts on the subject. Joe is a well-established horror and crime author best known for his novel, Flesh Eaters. His newest novel is The Savage Dead. 

I hope you have something to drink, because his essay is a bit lengthy, as well as amazingly thought-provoking.

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On Outlaws: 

The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez

By Joe McKinney

 

As a kid, I would sometimes sit through episodes of The Brady Bunch, hoping beyond hope to get a glimpse of Marsha in her underwear.  That never happened, unfortunately.  However, I do remember one episode that resonated with me.  It was called “Bobby’s Hero,” which, for all of you keeping score at home, was Episode 90 from Season Four.  In it, Bobby develops a fascination with Jesse James.  He writes a paper on the outlaw, and brings home a C+.  But, worse than bad grades, Mike and Carol get a concerned call from the principal.  The Bradys discover that their youngest is worshiping a common criminal, one who built a reputation on shooting innocents in the back.  The episode ends when the dire warnings of an old man prompt Bobby to have a nightmare in which the black-clad Jesse James ruthlessly murders his entire family.  Soon after, Bobby sees the error of his ways, and we end on the comfortable reaffirmation of our core family values.

The cynic in me says the reason I enjoyed the episode so much was because it was the only episode in which the entire Brady family gets gunned down.  The only thing that would have made it any better would have been a close up of Greg’s brains spattered on the wall.  But the quasi-serious academic in me can’t help but think that maybe there was an object lesson in there somewhere.  After all, Bobby’s hero worship of Jesse James was hardly unique.  Just about every culture and every time period has made a hero of its bygone outlaws.  From Robin Hood to Bonnie and Clyde, outlaws turned folk heroes are everywhere.  It makes no difference that an outlaw’s crimes fail to jive with their fame; they are heroes nonetheless.  They undergo a strange alchemy that changes them from common criminal to champion of the dispossessed.  As the poor and downtrodden masses, we identify with the romance the outlaw represents, and gloss over the barbarity of his crimes.  We thrill at the romantic adventure, the disguises, the escapes, the thumbing of our collective noses at those who hold power over us.

I’ve been thinking an awful lot about that alchemical process lately, and it occurs to me that the one common denominator across all those different criminals turned folk heroes, is the power of art.  A song – specifically, a ballad – can turn the vilest crime into an act of charity.  When Robin Hood’s men usurp the spiritual authority of the church, as they do in the ballad “Robin Hood and Allan a Dale,” or murder a police officer, as they do in “Robin Hood and the Widow’s Sons,” the crime itself gets buried in a clever rhyme.  What takes center stage is the hypocrisy of the Medieval Church, or the unjust oppression of bad government.  We fail to see the horror, the aftermath, the other side of the ballad.  Instead, we see a symbol of our own liberation.

And therein lies the power of song.

Kenedy, Texas

June 12, 1901

(Yes, the town’s name is spelled with one n, not two.)

Located about 75 miles south of San Antonio, Karnes County is a rugged, beautiful country made up of rolling hills and clear running streams and dense forests of mesquite and oak trees.  Its large pastures are thick with Johnson grass, making it natural ranching country, a life which appealed to the German and Mexican families who settled it in the early 1800s.

By 1901, it was a small, but thriving, community based on corn and cattle.  German immigrants grew wealthy, while the Mexican immigrants of the day lived as renters on their ranches.  And one of the largest ranches in the area belonged to W. A. Thulemeyer.  He rented out a small corner of his property to two young Mexican men, Gregorio and Romaldo Cortez.  Both were married.  Gregorio had four children; Romaldo and his wife had none.  Though Romaldo was the older of the two, Gregorio seems to have been the more mature.  It was Gregorio who first made the decision to settle down (the two had for several years worked as itinerant ranch hands throughout South Texas, dragging their families along with them), and it was under Gregorio’s supervision that their corn crops prospered.  And it was Gregorio who was fated to become a folk hero of the Texas-Mexico border.

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Trouble came to the Cortez brothers on June 12, 1901.  A few days before, an unidentified Mexican man had stolen a horse in adjacent Atascosa County.  The sheriff in Atascosa had tracked the thief to Karnes County and asked W.T. “Brack” Morris, the sheriff in Karnes County, to pick up the trail.  Brack Morris was a former Texas Ranger with a reputation for being quite handy with a pistol.  In 1901 he was serving his third term as sheriff and knew nearly everyone in Karnes County.  He’d gotten word that Gregorio Cortez had recently acquired a new horse and went out to the Thulemeyer Ranch with a translator to make inquiries.

Morris’s translator was a man named Boone Choate, who seems to have had a higher opinion of his knowledge of Spanish than he perhaps had a right to.  They arrived at Gregorio Cortez’s house mid-morning and found a clapboard house set back from the road behind a small, split rail fence.  Choate climbed down from the horse-drawn carriage the two men had ridden in on and hollered toward the house while Morris remained in the carriage.

Sensing trouble, Gregorio told Romaldo to go see what the men wanted.  Romaldo went out to meet the men.  Choate asked if Gregorio was at home.  When Romaldo said that he was, Choate told him to get his brother and bring him out.

Romaldo turned to the house and said, “Te quieren,” which in Spanish is the familiar way to say, “Hey, get out here.  These guys want to talk to you.”

Unfortunately, when literally translated into English, the phrase means, “you are wanted,” which has an entirely different meaning to a police officer.  This was the first of three disastrous mistranslations that put Gregorio Cortez on the path to folk hero status.

Gregorio came outside and stood in the yard behind Romaldo.  Choate then proceeded to ask Gregorio about the mare he had recently acquired from another Mexican rancher in the area.

Unfortunately, Choate’s Spanish was not up to the task.  Instead of using yegua, the Spanish word for mare, he used caballo, which means stallion.  Gregorio was understandably confused.  He didn’t own a stallion, and he told Choate as much.  When Choate’s second translating mistake came back to Morris, it sounded to the ex-Texas Ranger like just another Mexican trying to get away with something.  He dropped down from his carriage and ordered Choate to tell the two brothers they were under arrest.

Things got a little murky after that.

Apparently, Gregorio said something that Choate heard and translated as “No white man is going to arrest me.”  An obvious threat, if you’re a cop about to the cuffs on somebody.

Later, at his trial, his lawyers said that Gregorio Cortez simply said, “You can’t arrest me for nothing.”

It’s not difficult to picture the scene.

The two brothers, realizing they were about to be arrested, got angry.  “Why?” they demanded.  “We haven’t done anything.”  They were shouting.  And Morris, who had no intention of taking any flak from a couple of poor Mexican farmers, went for his gun.  Meanwhile, Romaldo advanced on the authorities, hands slicing the air in front of him like a wronged tragedian in a silent movie.  Morris shot him in the mouth, wounding, but not killing, him.  He then turned to Gregorio, fired, and missed.  Gregorio returned fire, and his aim was truer.  Morris fell to the ground, hit three times.  And Choate doomed himself to villain status by turning and running to a hiding spot in the surrounding chaparral, leaving Morris to bleed to death on the road.

When the smoke cleared, Gregorio picked up the sheriff’s pistol, went inside his house, packed up the wife and kids, and loaded everything into the sheriff’s carriage and rode to Romaldo’s house.

What started out as a misunderstanding based on bad translation was now the murder of a police officer, resisting arrest, and theft of a carriage and two horses.

Gregorio Cortez had greeted the morning as a free man, but now the gallows was looming at his back.

After seeing to his family, Gregorio and Romaldo set out for the nearby town of Kenedy.  Romaldo was feverish and fading fast, which left Gregorio with little choice but to deposit him with another branch of their family and set off on his own.  He then began a nearly one hundred mile walk to the home of Martin and Refugia Robledo, who rented a home from a wealthy German rancher named Schnabel.

By all rights, Gregorio should have been safe there at the Robledo house.  He had evaded several posses on the way, and was relatively sure that no one had tracked him through the rough country.

Unfortunately for him, the sheriff of Gonzales County, Robert M. Glover, was a very good friend of the sheriff Gregorio Cortez had just killed, and Glover was determined to get revenge.

While the other posses were busy wandering the countryside, Glover arrested the women in Gregorio’s family and interrogated them.  Using what he learned from them, he organized a posse and headed for Schnabel’s ranch.  Though the rumor was never supported with reliable testimony, it appears Glover and his crew picked up a bottle of whiskey or three on the way to Schnabel’s ranch and had themselves a bit of a wake for the dearly departed Sheriff Brack Morris.  They were, in all likelihood, quite drunk when they converged on the Robledo house.

The approaching posse evidently made a great deal of noise as they descended on the property, because Gregorio and Martin Robledo were outside, hiding in the brush, waiting for them.

The posse dismounted, with the exception of Glover, and charged the house.  Glover rode around to the southeast corner of the property, and there he met up with Cortez.  The two men started shooting at one another, and the battle went on until Cortez managed to hit and kill Glover.  Cortez then hid, barefoot, in a briar-strewn field until the fight, which grew in legend to become the Battle of Belmont, was over.  Then he quietly reentered the house, got his shoes, and fled.

Meanwhile, the posse had their blood up.  They engaged the Robledo family and ultimately captured them, but not before Schnabel was shot in the face.  He was killed instantly, and there is still some doubt as to who actually inflicted the fatal wound.  Mrs. Robledo was charged with the crime, but convincing evidence was raised during the trial to suggest that the fatal shot actually came from another deputy named Tom Harper.  But regardless of the cause of Schnabel’s death, the focus remained on Gregorio Cortez.  He was now wanted for the death of two sheriffs, and every lawman in the state was itching to put a noose around his neck.

He fled to another friend’s house, where he was given a horse, saddle, and gun, and from there embarked on a mad dash across the state, bound for Laredo.  Along the way, he became the subject of the largest manhunt in Texas history.  At one point, a posse of three hundred deputies and conscripts (though contrary to legend, the Texas Rangers were not involved at that point) pursued him.

Cortez managed to elude them at every turn.  For ten days he used tricks and courage and just plain luck to stay one step ahead of everybody before finally getting turned in by a friend to the Texas Rangers, who took him into custody without firing a shot.

Cortez was taken to San Antonio, where he was tried and convicted for numerous crimes.  Despite multiple trials and attempts to lynch him, his death sentence was ultimately commuted by Texas Governor Oscar Colquitt.  He was released from prison in 1913 and died three years later of pneumonia.

The Man and the Legend

It’s not hard to see why Cortez became a folk hero.  After all, Mexicans living in South Texas, whether legally or otherwise, have long been treated like dirt by their white neighbors.  For the thousands of Mexicans living in poverty, Gregorio Cortez was a shooting star.  Here was one of their own making the assembled might of the white establishment look like a bunch of chumps.  Like Robin Hood before him, he underwent an apotheosis at the hands of balladeers, who immortalized him in song.

Here is Hally Wood’s beautiful translation of “El Corrido de Gregorio Cortez,” which I found in Americo Paredes’s book, With His Pistol in His Hand:

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In the county of El Carmen

A great misfortune befell;

The Major Sheriff is dead;

Who killed him no one can tell.

At two in the afternoon,

In half an hour or less,

They knew that the man who killed him

Had been Gregorio Cortez.

They let loose the bloodhound dogs;

They followed him from afar.

But trying to catch Cortez

Was like following a star.

All the rangers of the county

Were flying, they rode so hard;

What they wanted was to get

The thousand-dollar reward.

And in the county of Kiansis

They cornered him after all;

Though they were more than three hundred

He leaped out of their corral.

Then the Major Sheriff said,

As if he was going to cry,

“Cortez, hand over your weapons;

We want to take you alive.”

Then said Gregorio Cortez,

And his voice was like a bell,

“You will never get my weapons

Till you put me in a cell.”

Then said Gregorio Cortez,

With his pistol in his hand,

“Ah, so many mounted Rangers

Just to take one Mexican!”

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There are innumerable variants of the story, and each embellishes some element of the manhunt.  Gregorio’s flight became a vehicle upon which the Mexican folk ballads of northern Mexico and South Texas, a tradition collectively known as corridos, heaped tale after tale of daring do.

This process seems to have started relatively early.  The newspapers of the day show a great deal of divisiveness about Gregorio Cortez and what his punishment should be.  In some cases, such as with the San Antonio Express News, articles would run side by side, one calling for the immediate lynching of Gregorio Cortez, the other praising his resourcefulness, his courage, his pluck.  Mexicans, and a few Anglos as well, took up the story and made Gregorio Cortez into a local god.

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The corrido tradition surrounding Cortez became so elaborate, in fact, that by 1958 Americo Paredes was able to devote an entire book to separating Gregorio Cortez the man from Gregorio Cortez the legend.  Paredes’s book, With His Pistol in his Hand, remains the finest treatment of the Gregorio Cortez story.  In almost every respect, it is a fair and honest attempt to get at the truth of what happened during those ten days in June, 1901.  And it is also a loving tribute to the Mexican musical tradition of the corrido.

And what’s more, Paredes’s book takes the logical next step and connects the role of art in making heroes out of criminals.  Look at Robin Hood, immortalized in songs, novels and movies.  Look at the gangsters, bank robbers and rumrunners of the 1930s immortalized by the pulp fiction industry and Hollywood.  Bonnie and Clyde are no longer reckless psychopaths; they are Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway enacting a modern fable of true love pitted against a cold, indifferent world.  Robert Ford, who shot Jesse James in the back (an act that arguably saved a good many innocent lives), is now reviled as a coward and an assassin, lumped in with the likes of the Sheriff of Nottingham and King John.

It seems, ultimately, that crime can pay…as long as you have a soundtrack.

The Narcocorrido: An Afterward

Somewhere out there somebody is saying, “Yeah, but…Robin Hood, he lived a long time ago.  His crimes have been whitewashed by time and circumstance and political irrelevance.  Today we know the Medieval church stood in the way of scientific progress and that it committed more sins that it helped to prevent.  The Sheriff of Nottingham was a villain, through and through.  He deserved to meet up with someone like Robin Hood and his Merry Men.  And besides, none of that applies to us.  All Robin Hood is these days is a historical abstraction, like King Arthur.  Lighten up, man.  It’s just a story.”

Even Gregorio Cortez, whose biography is fairly well documented, is from another time.  The players in his drama have been dead for more than half a century, right?  What’s the harm in making up stories about him?

Well, there’s nothing wrong with having heroes, to be sure.  People need heroes.  And they’re going to look for them among their own.  Not only do heroes provide the sense of adventure I craved as a boy, but they validate one’s way of life.  For the Mexicans in the smoky cantinas of South Texas, Gregorio Cortez was a literal expression of what could be, of what any of them could be.   Robin Hood represented the same thing to the oppressed lower classes in England.  So heroes, as a Platonic form, are not bad.  Far from it.

But there is a danger here, depending upon your point of view.  Art, after all, is not static.  Just as communities change, take on new systems of moral value and new economies, so too do the stories those communities tell.  And today, a good part of the South Texas border culture is wrapped up in drugs and illegal migration and violence.  Yes, there are still good and true people living along the border, but to paraphrase Thoreau, they are living lives of quiet desperation.  They are surrounded by drug cartels that openly engage the government, that kill indiscriminately, that piggy back off the migrant worker’s illegal border crossing quest for a better way of life.  The reality of life on the border is one of violence and fear.

And the corrido has changed to reflect this new reality.  A new form of the folk ballad has emerged called the Narcocorrido, or drug ballad.  These are polka-based dance tunes that tell the story of drug runners and border criminals.  They are extremely popular.  Early examples of the form date back to 1930s, but it wasn’t until the 1970s, when the band Los Tigres del Norte took the Mexican music world by storm, that Narcocorrido rose to prominence.

Today, nearly forty years later, the Narcocorrido is a mainstay of Mexican music.  The ballads its practitioners write and perform contain the exploits of real people, such as Joaquin (El Chapo) Guzman, the billionaire drug lord recently captured by Mexican authorities.  They describe real crimes.  And they are making heroes of drug dealers like El Chapo in much the same way as earlier corridos made a hero of Gregorio Cortez.

Except that nowadays the bands performing Narcocorridos can reach hundreds of millions of people.

Go anywhere south of the Rio Grande with a picture of Los Tigres del Norte or Rosalino “Chalino” Sanchez, and you won’t have to look very hard to find somebody who knows all their songs by heart.

The implications are frightening.  Tempers on both sides of the border are short enough as it is.  People become rabid when you start discussing immigration.  Add to that the very real threat of drugs and organized warfare sponsored by drug cartels, and you might as well drop a lit match into a powder keg.  It will take us years, maybe even several generations, to heal the mistrust that has risen up between the United States and Mexico.

The Narcocorrido, I think, will help to deepen that mistrust, rather than heal it.  Looking back on Gregorio Cortez, we can view his story within the context of the racism of his day, a factor that goes a long way toward mitigating his crimes.  We can root for him during his adventures because our modern sensibilities tell us that he was treated unjustly, that he was made a criminal just because he was a Mexican living in an Anglo world, and after all who doesn’t love an underdog?  But we can’t say that about the hero of a Narcocorrido.  When he kills a Los Angeles policeman and flees back to a little village south of the border, thumbing his nose at American justice as he runs, we don’t get to couch his crime in terms of human rights and a demand for dignified treatment.  All we can see is a worm eating its way through our moral breadbasket.  And with heroes like that, who needs villains?