SONGS FROM THE UNOFFICIAL TOXICITY SOUNDTRACK
TRACK 4
“Everything Sux” by Descendents
CHAPTER 1
“And Then There Were Three”
With the prologue over, we are now taken to Day One of the main Four Days of Toxicity’s plot. This is a very short chapter, and is used as a space for Johnny Desperation’s now ex-girlfriend to rant about what a shitty, pretentious asshole Johnny has turned into since winning the lottery.
It sets the ground for what kind of atmosphere we can expect from Johnny’s chapters, as well as sparks a conspiratorial bond between Addison, Addison’s boyfriend (Connor), and Johnny’s ex-girlfriend (Candy).
But basically, everything sucks.
Especially today.
LYRICS
Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me
Everything sucks today
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
Nothin today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don’t think anything is gonna be okay today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Right girl didn’t call and the wrong one’s knockin’
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so I guess i’m walkin
Everything sucks today
Taxman came and took my money
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
My girlfriend’s movin in this mornin
I don’t think anything is gonna be okay today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Got up on the wrong side of life this mornin
Nothing today is gonna go my way
Horoscope told me lies this morning
I don’t think anything is gonna be okay today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today
Everything sucks today