- Pretend my lobby isn’t swarmed with drunk guests back from a funeral. Try not to snap.
- Repeat the phrase “funeral party” over and over until the planet explodes. Possible story title? Well, now it is.
- Write a new Gamut column.
- Write a review for Little Heaven.
- Write a new LitReactor column.
- Think about writing a new short story.
- Play Uncharted 4.
- Consider adding some pages to Cirrhosis.
- Drown myself in a tub of coffee. Rejoice as the liquid burns my skin off.
- REJOICE!!!